The five most awesome things I said today...
1) Pretty much everyone loves me when I’m drunk. 2) It’s really not my job to make sure you’re doing your job. 3) I saw a kid that made my overies cry. 4) Every time I make an excuse about why I haven’t gotten my car washed, I imagine myself using the same excuse for not taking a shower. I have horrible car-giene. :( 5) I hate everyone.
One of the most important qualities that you can expect from a friend is that they will raise the bar and challenge you to be the best version of yourself that you can be. “They” say that if you want to see what your life is like, look at whom you consider to be your five closest friends. It will tell you what direction you are headed, what you expect from yourself, and how much value you place...
I spent the day avoiding twitter + almost everyone in order to not scream...– Me
Just so you know…I think I can safely say that this is what I feel like at least once a month. *This video is generated by ZombieBooth. http://labs.mppark.jp/apps/ ZombieBooth is available on the iThunes App Store. http://bit.ly/9uX5DD Facebook app page : http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=117110434972599
'Ninja' spotted in Sunland Park yard - El Paso... →
This. Is. Awesome. (Thanks LeJetSet!)
The experience of being that honest is like hitting the reset button — you...– The Rosebuds’ Kelly Crisp
molls: Last night Deanna surprised me by taking me to the Nicki Minaj concert. If you watch this video, you can see that I was still pretty shocked that I was there as it was going on in front of me. (For the record, Deanna is one of the nicest and most thoughtful people you’ll ever meet. Really lucky to call her my frond.) This video belongs with the title “Priceless.” (Fronds...
listening to "Mary J Blige-Family Affair" →
“Leave your situations at the door”
Nature...You win again!
Driving home from UT today. Passed a beautiful lake by the side of the 15. Right in the middle of the lake was a single tree. Just hanging out there in the middle by itself all bold like. Around the edges of the lake the other trees seemed huddled together closely as if afraid to jump in. I couldn’t tear my eyes off of that tree. Knee deep in it, completely content surrounded by and yet...
When I left...
Part of me wanted you to be shattered to prove I was wrong about us.
"Parents say the darndest things"
Thinking about starting an anonymous blog about things your parents say/do that are just…well, adorable. HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, if this blog existed, it would start with this ANONYMOUS story: “On a visit with my parents, my mom in a “how is your health?” update gave me this gem. She told me she had recently gone on a colonoscapy date with my dad. (You read that...
Who actually came up with the heart state idea in... →
And the 2nd article that I was getting ready to include in my follow up…AGAIN…just follow soupsoup! (And Neighborhoodr!) soupsoup: Hint: It doesn’t appear to be the person many are defending on social media against Urban Outfitters. James Avery has a similar design that dates back to 2004 Here’s where things get complicated.